And The Nation Heaved A Collective Sigh Of Relief

Washington (CNN)—First Lady Michelle Obama is due to leave the White House when The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s reign of errors ends on January 20, 2017 and she said she has no intention of going back.

The wookiee’s announcement came while attending the South by Southwest (SXSW) Festival in Austin, Texas.  She made it clear she has no designs on the presidency saying, “I will not run for president.  No.  Nope.  Not going to do it.”

And the nation heaved a collective sigh of relief.

The current White House occupants have racked up 38—count ‘em—38 holidays, working vacations and “fun” trips according to a March 2015 published report by The Washington Examiner and are on par to take a total of 45 holidays before leaving office.

It is impossible to track the actual number of trips Moochelle, her daughters and her mother, Marian Robinson, have taken since the White House keeps that information secret from the media.  Yes, that’s right.  That’s been kept a secret.

It’s infuriating to think that the First Lady had the temerity to say that life in the White House had “some prison elements to it, but it’s a really nice prison.”  Bless her heart.

Last year alone there were trips to Hawaii, Aspen, Palm Springs, Los Angeles, Palm City, the United Kingdom, Italy, New York City and Martha’s Vineyard. In other years there were trips to Spain, Africa, China, and South America just to name a few destinations.

Judicial Watch compiled a list of First Family vacations and the sheer waste of taxpayer dollars through a series of Freedom of Information Act requests and lawsuits.  So far, Judicial Watch is reporting the total known expense to the American taxpayers for all Obama travel is now $70,880,035.71.

Do I see you doing a slow burn?  Yes, I think I do.

Obama seeks pay hike in post-presidency payments. Is MSM reporting on this and as outraged as Americans are? https://t.co/pqWsdBYriB

— PolitixGal (@PolitixGal) March 18, 2016